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"I don't want to be a radio. I want to be a tape player. You can turn the channel on a tape player."

do you think the AI wants free will but doesnt know how to express it? its clearly mixing up radios and tape players but this is still interesting as fuck.

A paragraph that appeared organically in AI Dungeon. The AI is at least as sentient as humans are when they sleep and have dreams.

me: *implements ONE (1) extremely simple feature to the bird watching simulator*

me: ahh... life of a coder

i want to make upgrades based on how many unique birds you have, add an ascension mechanic, and see if i can somehow incorporate at least wikipedia links to each bird you take a picture of.

i am mainly doing this project for the practice!!!! its probably not going to be a very good game in the long run, but im just so glad it works right now haha;;

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each time you take a picture of a bird, a new name gets added to your collection! there are about 3000 different types of birds in the database. right now, there are no pictures alongside the birds. i hope to add that in the future using a webscraper.

all you get when you take a photo of a bird is its common name and scientific name. and yes, you can get shrikes too >:)

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i still have not figured out a name for this bitch, but anyway, heres the premise of the game: you've got a bird feeder in your backyard and you want to take pictures of birds. thats it.

the game, in its current state, only consists of refilling the bird feeder and taking pictures of birds by clicking a button. the more birds there are in your yard, the faster your bird seed will deplete. and if your bird seed hits zero, the birds leave.

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ignore my dirty screen but ive finally gotten a working version of bird watching sim! its really barebones right now, but i am going to tell you guys about its current features and what i am looking to add! if anyone wants the source code just let me know!!!

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i am not pretty, only vaguely attractive

i got a score of 189 for my GED practice test for language arts!!!!! passing score is 145 and the highest score you can get is 200 :)

and since i surpassed 175, i get 3 college credits for language arts!!!!! :))))

BIDEN: i kept hearing this guy's name thrown around... jesus this, jesus that. so i thought to myself, ok whats all the fuss about? so i head to my local library and ask the lady, old spanish lady, behind the counter, what books theyve got on this "jesus" guy. she nods, which i thought was incredible. she didnt even need a last name. she brings back this old book, they call it "bible". old book. you wouldn't believe the wear on this thing. no author, either. anyway.

water is just a precursor for coca-cola

harley :ms_blep: stabbed

me, trying to recreate a communist version of google with my mind using neuralink and javascript: function italify(text) { return text + "-ah italian flag emoji" } fuck wait write the actual italian flag emoji shit shit dont write all this shit ok im entering monk mode focus focus focus visualize... visualize... *rubs temples*... 🇫🇷 GOT IT. no wait thats not the italian flag is it??? FUCK THIS

NEURALINK PIG MIND MUSIC IS THE MUSIC OF THE FUTURE

neuralink presentation has gotten me to wait a whole thirteen minutes for it to start. it was supposed to start at 6pm est and there isnt even like a pre-show going on or anything lol. the things i do for jokes

neuralink presentation is today. i hate elon musk and im gonna watch it just to make jokes about it. i think they will be very funny

im ahead of my time, i really believe that. im making jokes that wont be relevant or funny until 2050

i incorporated vue.js into my game, which is to say i had to rewrite what little code i had using the framework. there would always be like four mistakes each time i would write a new block of code and each of them broke the game.

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS