Pinned trill

nico likes to play fetch and also mini soccer because he is a sportsman just like his namesake. i am so proud of him we will be fitting him for a helmet very soon.

gay bars (well just bars in general i guess) are so loud. i would like to get sloshed quietly thank you

my voice has started to break and it is so embarrassing the amount of weird squeak noises i make (involuntarily, as opposed to the squeak noises i like to make for fun. not sarcasm)

theres SO much to it like part of it is me just wincing at the fact that he is so very clearly the least favourite compared to his brothers (and also his dad lmfao) and also just his everything

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travis mcelroy just in general gives me so much secondhand embarrassment

do you ever look at your own twitter likes and be like O_O

Lots of thonks on my mind but mostly trying to become 99% less online. Started working at a vet surgery

btw the toy he's cuddling is called Long Duck (that's just. the name of the toy. of course i bought it)

anyways hes very naughty and purrs almost 24/7 and loves cuddles

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HI EVERYONE MEET NEKO ROSBERG (WE CALL HIM NICO) HE IS SMALL AND CRAVES VIOLENCE

day 1. My muscles are huge. I saw a small duck and flexed so hard my body grew three sizes

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DAY 1 OF TESTOSTERONE (technically yesterday)

the fact that ducks have. Fat little cheeks. is so very good

i drew a hades comic but this is the only panel that matters

i comb through like a hundred duck photos and videos daily because i just love the quack

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