#xvstuck <— tag for rambles now bc i love this au... june egbert is the chosen queen.. She has roxy her sworn shield, rose as her advisor, and jade is her childhood friend slash sibling who has a common citizen background
#xvstuck along the way june and friends meet kanaya, a niflheimr mercenary who’s just doin her job. shes badass as hell. rose is instantly smitten... she sees kanaya in her sexy dragoon armour and is like Oho? (meanwhile jade is like . I want a piece of that too .... gay agenda)
june continues journeying... shes worried about rezi and shes not sure if she’s really cut out to be a leader, but she grows into her own, helping a lot of people on her way throughout eos
#xvstuck So terezi is assigned vriska, another niflheimr merc (also kanaya’s ex HEE HEE) as a bodyguard. Vriska is like (ROLLS EYES) Why do i have to 8e assigned to some soft royal 8itch!!!!!!!! but then s he meets terezi and terezi IMMEDIATELY pulls a knife on vriska and is like dont fuck w me lmao
and vriska is like oh.. i love her..
vriska just love terezi more and more as she realises how fucking feral and absolutely driven terezi is on her quest to save the world
#xvstuck and terezi isnt huge on vriska at first cuz she thinks shes full of shit. but then vriska is just VRISKA. Like at one point terezi is just like augh idk if i can do this. being the oracle sucks and im gonna die. and vriska is like are you kidding me you’re literally the most 8adass person ive ever met youre a perfect oracle. Who cares a8out those fucken gods anyway!!!!!!!! and tz is like yea u right lets kill em
#xvstuck so vriska basically helps tz loosen up AND helps her with the ultimate plot to say FUCK THE GODS and like... Snatch fate back for herself. Because that’s literally vrisrezi for you huh
#xvstuck june is a little oblivious in some regards but has good heart and is very funny. anyways. June gets to altissia and is like damn would be cool to see terezi again!!!!! but BAM its leviathan time...
now we have our sexy vrisrezi interlude