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What the fuck is blaseball

@hexa i am so glad to answer this for you. it is simulated baseball with fun teams and fun folks.
the lore is built collectively and we seem to have decided the players are mostly hot gay eldritch abominations. you can find it at blaseball.com and pick your team. i am heavily biased for the baltimore crabs

@hexa here is a sampling of the Lore:
one of my favorite players, who is very hot, mediocre at hitting balls, and two dimensional. blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Sutt
here is jessica telephone, huge dyke and best hitter in the league blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Jess
and here is polkadot patterson who has 87 fingers and is the best pitcher blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Polk

@callieroxy wowee.. it looks fun i will look into it more snon. how many teams are theree

@hexa 20! blaseball is on break temporarily because the creators are very tired and didnt expect people to like it so much but in a week or so it will be back

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