@kate YES I LOVE GOLDSHAW FARMS VIDEOS rest in peace samson puddleduck he was the biggest of them all ;_;

theres SO much to it like part of it is me just wincing at the fact that he is so very clearly the least favourite compared to his brothers (and also his dad lmfao) and also just his everything

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travis mcelroy just in general gives me so much secondhand embarrassment

do you ever look at your own twitter likes and be like O_O

@callieroxy omg i completely missed this. anyways so true blob is the only real universal constant

Lots of thonks on my mind but mostly trying to become 99% less online. Started working at a vet surgery

btw the toy he's cuddling is called Long Duck (that's just. the name of the toy. of course i bought it)

anyways hes very naughty and purrs almost 24/7 and loves cuddles

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HI EVERYONE MEET NEKO ROSBERG (WE CALL HIM NICO) HE IS SMALL AND CRAVES VIOLENCE

day 1. My muscles are huge. I saw a small duck and flexed so hard my body grew three sizes

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DAY 1 OF TESTOSTERONE (technically yesterday)

the fact that ducks have. Fat little cheeks. is so very good

i drew a hades comic but this is the only panel that matters

i comb through like a hundred duck photos and videos daily because i just love the quack

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