nsfw account @inarguableasses@shrike.club

suddenly realized that i will have to hide these from my mom and dad over winter break.

he said "if someone gets stuck during the act don't call me" LMAO.

"how hard could it be to unlock and lock joey?" i just need to be sure there won't be a situation. anyways thanks to j for giving these old things to me even though he's actively disgusted by the idea of me having sex. he had to help me unlock them when he made me test them to make sure i could and it was incredibly awkward for us both.

however now my brain is telling me i have to practice locking and unlocking them repeatedly in the next couple weeks because there's always the slight chance that i put them on someone and then i can't unlock or i drop the key and then we have a situation.

very excited about getting these

moving all this over to a shrike account now that i have the chance