Me: this post is so ridiculous because I promise you the marketing team does not CARE
Alary: they do not care. In fact they will reference Goncharov next movie

hey everyone guess my height from the vibes I give off I’m just curious

we're literally doing a secret santa thing. i've promised to introduce them to my girlfriend when she flies over here. our group chat is active every single day. three of us are driving up to TAMPA in april together and one of them sat in queue for hours yesterday to get us Taylor Swift tickets. entire romantic relationships have started between some of these people since the first party. what the fuck.

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kind of wild that these people have gone from "people who were at a party i was invited to in june" to a real friend group in five months.

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cw:transmisogyny 

I’m sorry is saying a slur gendered now? calling saying slurs “male behavior” is so fucking stupid you don’t think many, many women have said slurs?

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cw: transmisogyny 

Like I saw this first post and I was like yes. Correct. However I do know what prompted this bc I saw it first, and that second post is one of the dumbest I have seen.

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sometimes I see posts that are objectively correct but I still sigh because I know they were prompted by a much worse post I saw earlier

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lost rewatch [3x04 Every Man For Himself] 

They're making feral jack watch looney tunes??

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-amphibia s3 

The midsommar reference episode lmao

:( just realized that since I volunteered to go to the RSO meeting I’m missing fencing AGAIN this week fml

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"I just typed numbers into my computer and hit enter and was like 'wow, lost'" - @Paradox

I’ll survive everything else. Wait fuck I just remembered my hypecastr guys entire bit is twitter discourse Lmao

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I’m going to be honest the biggest loss for me if twitter goes down will be the username arguableaxis which I have on my priv

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