normie/weirdo genderfluidity @inarguableaxis@shrike.club

Joey: "This is a hit"
Vriska: "This is a certifiable hit. It's got sex, it's got Taylor Swift, and it's got Pavlov in it. Three of the hottest topics in our culture right now."

"I'm just reasonably concerned about Joey using Pavlovian conditioning on me." - Vriska

"I don't know if it's too soon after sex to listen to Taylor Swift. I don't want anything Pavlovian happening there." - Vriska

watching walkabout with Jenny and she just called John Locke “the most awesome character in fiction” and we haven’t even finished the episode… and she has no idea

watching lost with Jenny. spreading the autistic jack shephard agenda.

thank you all for reminding me that I am not a quitter

keep in mind that I will do whatever I want . in the end

should I

funniest part is I don’t even think I’ve told coworker 2 about my pronouns

my friend and coworker: (directing a customer to me) “They can help you!”
coworker 2, walking past: “Good pronouns!”

got they/themmed by a customer? no pronoun pin?

need to watch mlp in its entirety. too many people have called me twilight sparkle and of course i get it but i want to FULLY get it.

@pleonasticTautology the transgender lesbianism was too much for him. or maybe he got the stomach virus we did.

@pleonasticTautology this really may just be rumors but a group chat and now twitter are saying this. I am still at the airport so I can’t look too much into what this is about I just thought it was funny

My plane from the UK to the US lands. I turn off airplane mode. Immediately get a message from a group chat saying there are rumors King Charles is dead. Did I do this?

@beatrix yeah this is pretty normal! at least this is what I have experienced most of my life

Jenny and I are together in person rn :)

and nepeta spends the whole date being awkward and shy and hesitant and not knowing how to react, only to wind up talking about the guy she had a crush on anyways (karkat), and then immediately combines with the most repressed bisexual guy character in the comic and becomes nonbinary and the happiest most confident and powerful version of themselves while the lesbian is distraught and upset that they’re no longer a viable romantic option for her.