Gardening is a great hobby if you have sort of weird executive function issues because unlike most hobbies it presents you with Deadlines

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I s2g if my classmates do not stop going off on tangents I’m gonna lose my mind “oooh what if this was an inheritance? Ooh what about wash sales?” Bro figure it out on your own time

metal fans are so funny, this is like when lit ppl are like "oh you like YA Fantasy? pff, you should be reading this" and then they give u like... Gravity's Rainbow. like, yeah, maybe they should but lets be real here, you aren't going to jump straight from one to the other

tbh im being hard on masseduction here, there's a lot of parts on it that i rlly like.

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i actually dont mind the Jack Antonoff Sound when it's being applied to like.... taylor swift but annie clark rlly deserves better

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JACK ANTONOFF YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES* IN BLOOD

*producing two mid st vincent records

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im hype for this new st vincent album bc it sounds like she's maybe back to making weird skittery guitar rock instead of.... whatever was happening w daddy's home

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sometimes i forget how insanely good Strange Mercy is

It’s funny to think about, for all it’s associations with stuffy Austen adaptations, it was so scandalously horny that like decades of Victorian fashion formed in reaction to it.

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On the men’s side on the other hand, the questions are more “Can you tie a cravat knot so complicated even god himself couldn’t untie it”

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It’s crazy how tit focused women’s regency fashion is. Really out there posing questions like “how close can a woman’s breasts get to her collar bone”

Spent two hours crouching in the garden weeding plus another couple of hours walking around and damn my legs HURT

It seems like nice quality tieguanyin but it’s got kind of a weird mothball note

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