Jordyn (pi/pem/per) @jordyn@shrike.club
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Actual shark in real life; age 27. Jewish.
WPF Sudoku Master, USA Sudoku Team '22-23.
Splatoon 3: Squidoku#3096
I post about: my life, Splatoon, sudoku/puzzles, Formula 1, rhythm games, Homestuck.
Occasional sex/kink-related posts, with content warnings.
Joined Oct 2020
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World Sudoku Championship
BRONZE FUCKIN MEDAL BABY, TEAM USA THIRD PLACE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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I designed a shark pride flag!
Some thoughts I have on meaning for each color: he blue (sampled from a photo of a blahaj) represents community and supporting each other, the gray (pantone color "Shark") represents how cool and great being a shark is, and the pink (a shade I thought looked good next to that blue and gray) represents strength of body and spirit.
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FAQ THREAD
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I love The Individual. no joke though they look sick as fuck. someone’s OC got to do parkour all over Paris
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hey #mastodonforharris you guys should check out #transcrowdfund and make a truly meaningful difference in the life of an actual person
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A bot is cooking!
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i think if you have an interpersonal issue with someone online and you approach server moderators before the person in question you go to hell before you die
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shared some spicy thoughts on the woobification of fucked up women in real life
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Are your kids addicted to the latest designer drug? “Save scumming” lets its abusers do incredible feats on the first try, but the long term effects on your body are nothing to YouTube about
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new mandela effect just dropped (Round 1 Bowling & Amusement / Round 1 Bowling & Arcade)
I assume they just recently changed the subtitle but I'm not seeing any news articles about it in a brief search
it's funny talking about acquisitions and mergers of tournaments/orgs in the western comp splatoon scene. "oh yeah, Under Pressure recently acquired From The Ink Up, and they've also got a new open-skill tournament in the Tuesday market, that started this week."
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Pump It Up: Jul. 23
Last time out, I cleared two D22s. This time, two S22s!
Athena's Shield is, according to one tier list, the new easiest S22 in the game, and I can see why. iRELLiA is only slightly tougher, but honestly, they're both still 22s, so they count.
Also, I got two PGs on easier charts.
- Athena's Shield S22: AAA+
- iRELLiA S22: AAA
- Discord S11: Perfect Game
- MEGAHEARTZ D14: Perfect Game
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A smug blue yote blocks your way in a stylish latex catsuit and a pair of shiny platform boots. Wyd?
Excellent art drawn by @krd 💙 🖤 ✨
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Pump It Up: Jul. 20
Cleared two more D22s today!!!
- MURDOCH D22: AA+ (blurry pic)
- MURDOCH D22: AA+ (web screenshot of result)
- TOMBOY D22: AAA
It took me eleven attempts to beat TOMBOY D22, one a few weeks ago and ten today. MURDOCH D22, on the other hand, only took me three attempts, one over a month ago and two today.
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actually forgot that guys can have dicks. fully thought of it as a female exclusive ability for a sec
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“My [wrong gender] turned out fine!”
Ma'am, your daughter is posting longingly to public timelines about being assimilated into a drone collective.
goo tuber
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UPDATED VERSION OF THE "HOW WATCHABLE IS YOUR ESPORT TO THE AVERAGE GUY" CHART
‼️ Unsolicited follow requests are fine, I just would rather approve them manually.
Actual shark in real life; age 27. Jewish.
WPF Sudoku Master, USA Sudoku Team '22-23.
Splatoon 3: Squidoku#3096
I post about: my life, Splatoon, sudoku/puzzles, Formula 1, rhythm games, Homestuck.
Occasional sex/kink-related posts, with content warnings.
Joined Oct 2020
