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> looking for a new impostor sussy
> find one and ask if it's creepy or wet
> impostor doesn't understand
> I pull out a diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
> impostor stabs me with their tongue
> get a look at their sussy
> it's wet

What was the best feature ever added to Minecraft?

my answer 

@ben being able to see remaining durability of tools

2529. Unsolved Math Problems 

title text: After decades of studying the curve and the procedure that generates it, the consensus explanation is "it's just like that."

(xkcd.com/2529)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
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>born too red to escape poverty
>born too blue to escape imperial notice
>born just right to become a starship battery

@lunalapin @rezzish ^ this clarification specifically about the 2021 WPF sudoku grand prix; results of that are available at gp.worldpuzzle.org/content/wpf

@lunalapin @rezzish there were actually two people from Canada who placed better than me; I'm only 49th worldwide - that's why I specify best in the USA, since it sounds more impressive

nonsense flirt 

@rezzish Hey Rezzy, are you a good sudoku puzzle? Because you're both tricky and a treat, and I'm among the best in the entire USA at doing you

@rezzish mhm, I see! I personally just remember audiosurf as a game that was fun to watch videos of, if the song happened to make an interesting-looking course, and then mildly enjoyable to play

@rezzish i would love to hear all about why you hate audiosurf, actually

Moleus-2 worldbuilding 

Mutant-blooded trolls on Moleus-2 are allowed to live, but they have less of the basic dignity and rights that other trolls have, they don't get any UBI like the rest of them, they can be done crimes to without any recompense, et cetera. They generally live either in small groups far along the disused train tunnels between cities, or under the care of particularly generous highbloods who, sincerely or not, agree to support them in exchange for their labor or services.

I could just shoehorn those ideas into the particular idiosyncrasies of their society

but then again... whenever I want to clearly articulate those interests, my brain just ceases to function and I completely fail to do that.

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thinking about my fantroll planet and on the one hand I'm like, "what if I replaced the trolls with an original species designed entirely to cater to my own interests," but on the other hand that feels like it'd be a lot of work I don't want to do

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS