Pinned trill

We meet again, my old nemesis... Chicken I Didn't Pat Down With A Paper Towel For Long Enough

*enlightened* Lenore Lehart is troll Knuckles the Echidna.

cain: no, no, the "let he without sin cast the first stone" thing is fine. its fine. whatever.

[mtg worlds 2023] and noriuki mori has attached Pickle Rick to Robo-Clown-Squirrel 3000! AN INSPIRED PLAY!

Slippery slope argument is real and it's about Magic going from banning its first standard card in a decade to making Un-sets legal

I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO PURIFY MY SOUL'S PURPOSE BY ENDURING A COLD WATERFALL FOR HOURS

Paris has been reduced to ash today after the US dropped a 20 megaton they/them on the city of lights.

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Digital Devil Saga is about reaching heaven through 1) violence 2) transgenderism

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Everyone wants to be the new smt femboy because "he" has long hair or whatever. No one remembers the classic smt protagonist whose possession of Cock And Tits is a crucial plot point and also eats people and is prettier. What Has Happened To Society

Writing 

This won't find a home in any publication so instead my friends get to read it.

I would like to see a historiography of heavy metal (historically rebellious music) in countries with a stigma against rock-as-American-music from the point of view of a historian that doesn't implicitly believe America should've won the Vietnam War.

Can you tell there's nothing for a terminal cancer patient to do but watch ESPN with his daughter

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American football is like the only sport where the referee physically throws a foul in your face. No wonder players stomp the flag.

Soldier protecting sleeping kid meme "GARCÍA MARQUEZ / PYNCHON DOSTOEVSKY ET AL"

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"Then what are we going to eat?"

The colonel had needed seventy-five years—all seventy-five years of his life, minute by minute—to arrive at this moment. He felt pure, explicit, invincible as he answered:

"Shit."

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS