Not to toot my own horn but all my favorite lines this session were me playing a delirious, grievously wounded Damage.

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"You're an internet celebrity now because people think you have a huge penis. Do you know what a penis is?"

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"No I'm fine, I always wanted a massive stomach scar. It's gonna make such ."

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"If I don't make it, I need you to send hate mail to all of my followers. Make it death threats if you can. Use whichever of my accounts you find the most personally offensive."

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