kal_la_kal_la @kal_la_kal_la@shrike.club

Actually the best poster on shrike club but I have psychic posting inhibitors affixed so my posts suck instead

Saw a TERF with a flower-crown type picrew icon w/ pastel pride flag background and that might be *too* risible

What's the maximum number of bedrooms you could have one (standard-size) bathroom be en-suite to without it being non-functional I wonder

Like what if you don't wanna undress in the bathroom and water splasha your clothes

I always lose myind a little when I'm at someone's house and I see that they have like a bathroom that's an en-suite for two bedrooms - i.e. it has two doors that open into each respective bedroom - because while the 1:1 bedroom to bathroom ratio required to give everyone an en-suite is far too much, 2:1 is definitely reasonable.

Plus being straight isn't a barrier to your having gay sex, broaden your horizons man

Weird behaviour I've noticed is straight woman putting herself down as interested in women on a dating website/app and having a disclaimer on her profile that she's straight and wants only to make friends like, lady, some people are trying to get laid on here

When I close my eyes I hear a black metal riff and it's this one https://youtu.be/6Q_DtptQqJY

Catching up on the wrestling like a fancy lad reading cricket scores in the times.

Love when people just confidently claim totally factually incorrect shit, fav genre of posting

They love to play that LCD Soundsystem song about James Murphy's psychiatrist dying here at the indoor skate park

The King of Qin's p hot too... Daddy...

Tony Leung too, ofc

Donnie Yen in Hero 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Help my castle is too high up in the air

I'm praying to the sugared pastry cooked up with clarified butter

I'm rotating the sugared pastry cooked up in clarified butter in my mind

I *am* a fool to do your dirty work but I'm also a fool in general so there is that