Pinned trill

You can support Shrike Club (and more :coolkate: :pomchamp: :ezra: ) with a monthly anonymous donation on LiberaPay: liberapay.com/katemitchell/

Or a one time donation here: ko-fi.com/shrikenw

Pinned trill

Beginners and veterans alike are welcome at the weekly Shrike Club melee tournament!

Saturdays at 11 am, doubles and singles available

GET SLIPPI: slippi.gg/

GET MELEE: vimm.net/vault/7818

GET REGISTERED: smash.gg/shrikemelee

Pinned trill
Pinned trill

Disembodied and detached, a voice describes the scene
As a lizard stalks a helpless creature on TV
Music underscores the tragedy

Americans in general care far too much about the top speed of a train and not enough about like, how many of them there are a day, an infinitely more useful measure

sick and tired of cultural representations of dragons with fewer than 4 wings. do people think they're called "dragonflies" for no reason?

just farted so loudly ms teams informed me my mic was muted

New Sounders crest. Can’t wait to get a hat with the secondary orca

y'all ever use Tinder in the Mushroom Kingdom? I think it'd go a little something like this....

It would be really funny if we spent like two billion dollars and years hyperventilating over the 2024 election and then the map was exactly the same as 2020. [remembers this exact scenario happens in the west wing] actually it wouldn’t be funny at all. It would be stupid and liberal

The story of this mariners season is $75m. That’s the payroll gap between the mariners and the Astros

@kara ok fine here's my relevant opinion for this conversation:

Starfield appears to be very deliberately crafted to lack every tonal element that has made Elder Scrolls a special interest to me for well over a decade, just meticulously crafted beige worldbuilding with no risks and nothing weird at all ever.

I’m sorry. But seeing Altuve get HBP will always bring a small smile to my face

Show thread

I’m watching all of this because I love pain and also we only have five mariners games left after this

Show thread

Remember when passan called mariners fans “spoiled” lol

Show thread

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I gotta get back to playing Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros. on my Nintendo 3DS.

A comprehensive, astonishing collapse on all fronts, with our very best players leading the charge to the bottom. About as heartbreaking as it gets.

Show thread
Show older
SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS