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QUEEN ELIZABETH DEAD POOL

Reply below with the date you think QE2 will die. The closest will be mailed a baseball card of my choosing

Doctor Michael Morbius, known to his friends as “Mikey Morbs”

The cool thing about fetterman-oz is they’re both in 100% lockstep agreement about supporting israel

i could easily create the ultimate lifeform. it wouldn't even be a big deal to me. it wouldn't turn against me or kill me, either

“Let’s be very clear: this is a capitalist country. The government does not make baby formula, nor should it. Companies make formula. And one of those companies messed up and is unable to confirm that a plant — a major plant — is safe and free of contamination.”

Please keep telling people that the reason why their babies can't eat is bc doing it a better way would offend capitalism

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I hope this is the low point. I fear it is not

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i got to watch hanser alberto close the ball game in person, 11/10 would do again

are in 4th. 8 games back and behind the hated rangers

When I say “it’s over” that’s what I mean. And it won’t get any better until things start blowing up

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All the people playing the long con of being into Dr who for the past 5 years celebrating right now

It’s not just covid either. More people will die of covid this year than died last year (when more died than the year before) of course, but the unrelenting pressure of mass death on a hospital system in freefall is also making everything ELSE deadlier. You’re more likely to die on the road than last year, you’re more likely to die of an overdose than last year, nearly every cause of death is up up up

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I have to admit I definitely thought it was gonna be the unwavering devotion to energy as a commodity that killed the US first but health as a commodity got in under the wire of major us cities being underwater

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the life expectancy of the United States will never go up again. any rebound will happen under a dramatically different system of government and economy

God damn Joe Davis is only 34. if he goes as long as Vin Scully did, he’ll retire after the 2076 season

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