this fucker isn’t going anywhere lmao https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/2021/03/26/suez-canal-satellite-clues-on-a-stricken-cargo-ship/
@kate hmm... nope
@kate "Hey uh... Captian, you been keeping up with the news at all lately?"
"Nah nothing but depressing stuff and the signal out here is bad anyway on the waves, why?"
"...uh... well... come look"
*EVER GIVEN*
"...ahaaaaaa hey who fancies a trip around africa?"
@kate *sees traffic ahead on the freeway* "oops turns out this _is_ my exit"
@kate HMM
It had a think about it :P
@kate probably still had a refueling date
@kate i don't know a lot about algebra and trigonometry, but it looks like that's a sizeable wedge of dirt or earth or loam or whatever it's called.
maybe it's for the best, though. they ship enough stuff already. who needs more stuff?
@alrs yeah they suck ass but as far as I can tell there’s not a propaganda angle to “lol the boat is stuck”
@kate I like having a chance to get a dig in on Bellingcat when the stakes are low instead of making people wonder if I'm a sockpuppet of Putin himself. :)
@kate how fast where they going that they had so much momentum tu burry themself so deep
@kate I don't get why they don't just nuke it away. 💥
🤪
@ButterflyOfFire @im @kate Why don’t they start by bringing a crane to remove all the containers and goods from the ship. Maybe it could increase the chance of making it more afloat and plan things upfront.
@meduz I think that it may happen. But it won't be easy.
'nope'