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marco rubio’s bill that says “if you survive a terrorist attack, you get a one year deferral on student loan payments” might be the funniest thing ever proposed in a legislature
@kate incredible that he looked at Harris's "loan forgiveness for gentrifiers" plan and thought "I can make that less appealing"
@kate fast forward five years from now: kidnappr, the app that lets you get kidnapped by goons so you can claim a loan deferral