The Ever Given is attempting to pass through the Suez Canal today
god? its me kate. i dont ask for much but...i really need this right now
@kate oh my god yes
@kate put the boat back
@firstname.lastname@example.org again! again!
@kate [world takes one collective deep breath]
@email@example.com time to find out once and for all if there's a god who loves us and wants us to be happy
@kate "Never Given Up, Never Surrender"!
(Welp, it sounded funny in my head...)
@kate i'm not religious but i'm praying for a suez blockage season 2
@kate *stands on the side of the canal with a bunch of other people all chanting together like some kind of keg party* STICK, STICK, STICK, STICK
@kate do it
@kate finally they're putting the boat back
@kate Getting myself de-excomunicated to I can pray
@kate lolll I sat up perfectly straight in my chair
@kate I'm just wishing it gets stuck so we have more porn of it.
@Kate :ms_crow: :com: captain current status:
@kate Maybe we can get lucky and it's stuck again
@kate It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off
Which app is that please.
@kate Hail Eris!
@kate did it draw a dick over the ocean yet?
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