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If you release a YouTube video and it’s five hours long you’ve failed. You’ve failed at making your point

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@kate ive definitely seen some real long videos that could have been much shorter just by cutting the parts where they were saying nothing or repeating one thing like 4 times in diffurent ways

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I agree, what's the point of making a nightcore remix of a song that loops if you don't make it ten hours long

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this is a shot fired directly at people who don't so much watch YouTube content but just kinda leave it on while falling asleep (which I have to believe is the main demographic of YouTube viewers).

when I see a five hour video it's like mmmmmm I know someone that's gonna be nodding off for the next week to this bad boy!

@kate this is a shot fired directly at my boy and I won't stand for it

@kate Sometimes I want to listen to a man ramble about every single thought he had while playing Forza horizon for 3 hours and NOBODY does that like Noah. Sometimes I want to do the video essay equivalent of reading a 12 part article.

@kate i've only seen videos that long which are either ASMR, computer game map playthroughs, or attempting to install some obscure, obsolete software and dealing with all of the troubles that come with that.

do people really post five hour rants cause they think everything that comes out of their mouth is made of gold? i can't stand listening to that kind of person for more than a couple of minutes. :P

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