a fun thing for a hans from stuttgart to do would be to wire up an actual teapot to respond to HTTP requests with error code 418
99% its just red scare bullshit but how fucking dope would it be if it was real and you were one of the guys that pulled it off https://www.nytimes.com/1930/12/26/archives/red-plot-to-start-bank-run-revealed-by-broderick-aides-officials.html
can someone who knows things about firewalls tell me how to fix iptables so it lets elasticsearch install without leading to me getting owned https://shrike.club/web/statuses/105782748107053260
I USE THE DEFAULT IPTABLES SETTINGS AND THE DEFAULT ELASTICSEARCH SETTINGS EXACTLY AS RECOMMENDED IN MASTO DOCUMENTATION. NOT SURE WHAT I NEED TO CHANGE https://docs.joinmastodon.org/admin/optional/elasticsearch/
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