But she was killed by a bird. @kate@shrike.club
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I like birds, funk music, and communism.
Joined May 2020
my legs have gone absolutely lactic. my shit is anaerobic
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this is the stuff I'm missing from not being on Twitter
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eugen is going to remove the posting feature so we stop making fun of him
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But she was killed by a bird.
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Extraordinaria victoria de Daniel Dhers, ciclista venezolano, que de manera magistral y con la destreza que lo caracteriza, obtuvo la tercera Medalla de Plata para Venezuela, en los #JuegosOlímpicos #Tokyo2020. ¡Felicitaciones! Eres un grande del BMX. Nuestro pueblo te abraza.
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Hello, Fediverse! This is Joe Buck, play-by-play announcer for the NFL on FOX and MLB on FOX.
I don’t know what team Matty Y likes but I bet it’s the Cubs or the Nationals
After today’s loss the mariners are tied with the Yankees. I am not happy about this [remembers I’m still doing the Yglesias bit] er actually all teams matter
it is very funny that a lot of the types who fill their diapers about AUTHORITARIANS on here use mastodon, software run by a self described “benevolent dictator”
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They call it the “Epic Games Store,” but most of the games on it are fail. Curious!
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If you can’t handle me at my Matthew Yglesias 
, you don’t deserve me at my Governor Jay Inslee
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when you're on so many levels of imperialism that you blot out the sun by building a sphere around it to capture all of its energy that's Democracy Dyson Darkness
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gagron invented mastodon as part of a long con to vore the smurfs, but things kinda got away from him
iggy with a y cuz you know im gettin high
sawed off shotty shawty suckin thru the fly
bang bang shoot shoot call my ass john lennon
happiness is warm cum in several centrist women
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are you KIDDING ME
the iOS app DOESN'T ACTUALLY DELETE DELETED POSTS
But she was killed by a bird.
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But she was killed by a bird.
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one of my favorite stupid things about fediverse is how it doesn’t notify you about follow requests by default, but it DOES notify you about new followers
so it’s like you go to approve someone and then it goes “hey someone just followed you!” even though you know that. because you just approved them.
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I like birds, funk music, and communism.
Joined May 2020
