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white south africans, i promise you, no one knows you are white and from south africa until you disclose this and this will get you kicked in the nuts

@kate “a character named Rose”
and not specifically Rose Tyler? hmm

Even when you’re losing by a ton someone has to go out there and get outs

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wow i can't believe i'm gonna see neocon logic wraparound from "communism when you starve" to "communism when you have too much food" what a world

(you cant arrest me im the cake boss voice) you cant arrest me im james cheese

* US DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE SAYS CHINA HAS 69% OF WORLD GRAIN RESERVES IN WAREHOUSES

They’re already preemptively shifting blame for the famine

Watching what the gop did to Madison Cawthorn really tells you that the only reason dems haven’t destroyed Cinnabon and Mansion is bc they like them

I eagerly await the Financial Times migration wave consisting of the two readers, each 95 years old, who legitimately read it and the two or three dozen communists who make up the rest of its readership

baby formula? idk where that ranks between formula 2 and formula e

there actually was an article in the financial times today about why you should drop twitter for mastodon.....rich white is real yall

pretty wild that we went from "we dont have shortages like those stinky commies because of the free market" to "actually shortages are the will of the invisible hand idiot"

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