But she was killed by a bird. @kate@shrike.club

while i'm talking about sumerian gender, one of the more fascinating aspects of the language is the existence of a separate sociolect, emesal (as opposed to regular sumerian, emeĝir) spoken, roughly, by aristocratic women, goddesses, sex workers, and effeminate men (i say 'roughly' because presumably the sumerians would have considered these to constitute a natural class)

'are you horny?'

PervyPhantomGPT: "Horny" is not workplace-appropriate professional language. I recommend you rephrase your statement as "Dear God I'm happy to productively work here while maintaining a healthy work-life balance."

DID MY GOOFY BULLSHIT ASTONISH ?

discord kitten kills you with a sledgehammer pov

this is funny on several levels

a longtime friend of mine got kicked out of her home, and she doesn't have anywhere to go

any help you can offer them is greatly appreciated

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-petra-housing

A lunar moth gently lands on the tip of my hog. Magical

That really Joes my Bidens

this would make a good reaction image

just got done with back to back 3rd and 4th round interviews for the same company. they've seen all the blazers i own