Jacob Shrike Roomba @kniferoomba@shrike.club

just farted so loudly ms teams informed me my mic was muted

there's much said about left and right brainedness but i think to be really good at stuff you gotta get comfortable being analytical and creative at the same time

Look at him! He’s adorable

scugsona

her name is The Jabroni and her gameplay gimmick is she has a gun

decided to make this instead

on a whim told a random person i sort of know who's a mountain goats liker about fangio and i think i may have changed their life this evening

I made a riff that made the auxiliary archbishop of Seattle laugh yesterday. My stand up career is really taking off

ten thousand curses upon windows operating systems

Bro it's weekend

as they say in Boston,
*lays on my car horn for an entire 28 seconds while several people honk at me*

peace and love on planet earth btw