While out shopping today, I found an apron that really fucking spoke to me and I just had to buy it

Me: *attempts to focus on a task and distract myself from problems out of my control*
Brain: *clickclick clickclick clickclick clickclick*

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You know the noise an HDD makes when a read head is failing? My brain has been making that noise for like 3 weeks straight

Man I'm really beginning to realize just how divorced I'm getting from posting on social media

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I spent the entire day doing absolutely nothing except spending time with Andrea and honestly? I needed this

SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS