imagining a triple feature of 9 (2009), Nine (2009) and District 9 (2009). and then you watch a lets play of zero escape 999

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Runaway to the Stars is finally releasing as a public webcomic! It'll be updating every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday thanks to the massive Patreon backlog. Patreon will continue to update as I finish pages. t.co/TwS52nG7hs

@abraxas if you're going to play for the texas rangers you might as well have the decency to have some personality. but no. swagless. biggest crime.

one of the mariners fans i follow on tumblr is saying that they think there's mold in the locker room. and you know what my friends. i'm starting to believe it

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mariners depression is a real phenomenon and joe biden is doing NOTHING

never in my life have i been so glad to be a twins fan by birth and therefore given a reason to hate the cleveland guardians and root against them

i think astarion girlies and shadowheart fanboys should have to watch their tav get rejected only for both of them to turn around and have a hook up w some random npc in the city

TESTOSTERONE ACQUIRED IT TOOK THREE WEEKS OF FIGHTING WITH INSURANCE AND I DONT EVEN CARE I FUCKING WIN I FUCKING WIN SO HARD.

watching joey stream things is like watching someone stream a bomb

spoilers, nsfw ish i guess 

i cannot express enough how hard i fucking GASPED when vinbre said i don’t think ve gets paid enough to tell you not to INVITE OVER THE WOMAN WHO TORE ME OPEN SO BAD I BLEED WHEN YOU FUCK ME like oh my god. i had to put my phone down

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS