Mr. Haircut 100 @lucretia@shrike.club

Have you met frasier yet

The only beer worth not drinking is Maison No 9 by Post malone

HA HA HA HA get reaydy idiot

McDonald's has announced "the Ebenezer Scrooge burger" it has 1 bun

shadow the hedgehog: I want to get online. I need a computer.

[smash cut to ominous room with many monitors decorating a wall]

shadow the hedgehog: THE COMPUTER ROOM

sonic the hedgehog movie 3 shadow reveal teaser

eggman: you, the ultimate lifeform, failed to capture that damn hedgehog. what do you have to say for yourself

shadow the hedgehog: Caught my first tube this morning... sir.

Flaccid aeromorph

Egg Man

TO ALL TURN A GUNDAM FANS: where the FUCK is Will Game though

Unstoppable.

Oh my god he's technically going to be a pitcher hitting

For some reason.

He is our most talented player.

he was robbed of a strikeout that he EARNED.

JOSH ROJAS PITCHING TIME

POV: YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE A BASEBALL GENTLY DRIFT INTO RIGHT-CENTER FIELD

this shit ain't nothing to me man

Hey man it started on Monday and it's happening right now

Seriously who took my nose

Will you choose Life? Or death?