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the mundanity of life is so special. i can say things like "i've been getting really into turkey sandwiches lately" and entirely mean them

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TG: i like how that scared you
CG: YEAH, BECAUSE I *SAW* IT.
CG: IN THE *DISTANCE.*
CG: AND IT WAS *UNFAMILIAR* TO ME.
TG: hahaha
TG: thats how fear works homie

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JETT: i like how that scared you
RORY: yeah because i Saw it
RORY: in the Distance
RORY: and it was Unfamiliar to me
JETT: hahaha
JETT: that's how fear works homie

Squirdle Daily 829 - 5/9
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THE CORPSE-BURIED-IN-A-SHALLOW-GRAVE MURDER
Murdle for 4/19/2024

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Wordle 1,035 3/6

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ME: i feel... trivialized,
ME: i feel Mocked,
JETT: no you dont
ME:

transformers one honestly looks really good. i know it has some stock Kids' Movie Humor™️ but i'm not gonna pretend that that's like... that weird, for a hasbro product. it has enough Actual Transformers-y Stuff in it for it to not in any way be a dealbreaker for me. it looks fun! it looks charming. i'm okay with it all

Squirdle Daily 827 - 5/9
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THE BODY-OF-THE-WAITER MURDER
Murdle for 4/17/2024

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Colorfle 723 6/6
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My average color accuracy was 93.5%!

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Wordle 1,033 3/6

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JETT: he was forced to fight, in this, like, coliseum
JETT: and he hated it
CALLISTA: like megatron...

CALLISTA: taking my hormones with monster
ME: trans girl
JETT: how 100 gecs of you
CALLISTA: i'm sick of this fucking apartment

rave reviews coming in for this content: "shut up. stop posting about your penis" - mmy beautiful wife

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i went to the doctor and they told me my penis has exceptionally dick-like properties and characteristics

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they used to call me Dick Like Penis. on account of it.

JETT: oughfh. :|
JETT:
JETT: i dont know why i said oughfh. it was just weird al yankovic
JETT: i just didnt like seeing him
CALLISTA: pinkie pie voice

she keeps apologizing "for [her] honesty" or "for being honest"

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