weed 

high as shit slowly eating sushi and enjoying a Barbie movie

im alive

Found a hidden guided breathing part of my health app, where I can set inhale and exhale timing. It's incredible.

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me returning from home depot, a small palm in hand

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me going to home depot, magnetically attracted to the plants section

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ah yes, Teens on the Internet, with their love of Not Analyzing Context, False Equivalencies and loss of Any Nuance Whatsoever

sexual assault 

my fiancee just opened up to me about his past assault and i was like ......... oh NO I'm so sorry this ever happened to you and then we cried a little.

it's just, so prevalent and normal to subscribe that consent just means someone said no and "actually meant it"
which is BALLS, actually

abuse discourse? 

I guess there's lying, there's being a shitty person, there's cheating, and then there's abuse

and those can be jumbled together but sometimes I feel like we're quick to label any bad thing someone does as abusive

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ever hear bad shit about someone and it's the exact level of shit you think it will be?

because it was actually thoroughly unsurprising because it hit Right where I thought it was

violence, drugs 

LMAO just gave the lowdown to my fiance and they're like " why haven't you gotten high yet"

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"sorry my quota for male friends has been reached"
"but... you don't have any male friends"
"exactly"

violence, drugs 

Want to throw approx 17 bricks at walls today

hello it's 8am and I am already trying to justify being high most of the day

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reddit fanboys calm down a little. read a book. smoke some weed. wear a skirt. suck a cock.

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her: come over my parents aren’t home
me: nah
her: Between 1856 and 1863, Gregor Mendel cultivated and tested some 28,000 plants, the majority of which were pea plants (Pisum sativum). [...] His experiments led him to make two generalizations, the Law of Segregation and the Law of Independent Assortment, which later came to be known as Mendel's Laws of Inheritance.
me:

Thinking about re-piercing my septum so I can be less attractive to men

i have gone from being interested in being in the games industry to feeling completely disgusted by the stream of allegations happening right now

watching old gdq runs because I'm a gamer with depression

someone not taking care of themselves 

Saw someone post this in their caption on Instagram and holy SHIT it's sad that they put their mental health on the back burner. How???? Also that's very Not Good!!!!

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