all my dog does is look cute, cry, and boof... i love her

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oh your favorite cartoon is queering merchandise driven slop? my favorite podcaster is da gay pussy eatah

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spent the last 2 months getting really, really into a kpop group for the first time.

i understand the appeal, i do. i really, sadly, devastatingly do.

i understand kpoppies now. after lookin at red velvet for two weeks straight, im gay more now

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sometimes you get overwhelmed and can't get out because the overwhelming thing doesn't stop

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okay, here's my dumb pitch of the day

you take all the tropes of an idol anime, but instead of it being uncomfortably about teenagers

it's about a call center bot who hates her job and really really wants to be a vocaloid instead

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just gonna put this here in case anyone needs it (cw bee, but she's bee-ing adorable)

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when instances squabble we should settle it in a 3-stock melee match

tired: dressing up in my halloween costume on halloween

wired: dressing up in my halloween outfit today to take pictures because the character also has yellow hair as I have right now
(before I dye it pink tonight)

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New tire cost $115 so I’m here rattling my coffee can full of change again liberapay.com/katemitchell/

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bearer of the word CHUNGUS
bearer of the word SMUG
bearer of the word BITCH
bearer of the word CAPITALISM
bearer of the word CLOWN
bearer of the word FUCKBOI
bearer of the word CLICKED 'SHOW MORE' ON CW CURSED

infinite scrolling breaks websites i learned that on tumblr and it remains true

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god dang i wish masto had pages and not just infinite scrolling. we boys hate infinite scrolling.

doing nothing during social distancing except growing my nails out.
i have bonafide claws now and they HURT people

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the first aerial combat was just Italian guys shooting a pistol they brought up in the plane with them at other guys

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Nobody from shrike.club is allowed to interact with this post we already KNOW you love vriska you’ll throw off the experiment

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So bone tired my bones are tired

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