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Pinned trill
Pinned trill

putting my fingers to my temples and trying really hard to discover the stricken topic of the day before fishing out "13 + 9 looks like it should equal 20" and feeling a dark chill pass through my room

new general hangout! welcome to THE CULTURE CLUB. double feature movie night every two weeks. open invite to all shrikes and close friends, conditional acceptance to all else. dm for an invite!

why did constantinople get the works? well for starters, the nativity of jesus is believed to have occured between-

i need to be dangled from a claw machine and and wiggled irresponsibly

*nintendo direct guy voice*
Blood is fuel in this stylish FPS! Mankind is dead, hell is full, and only one machine can empty it! As the combat robot v1, you'll shoot, blast, punch, and, uh, coin-ricochet? your way through the denizens of hell. Ultrakill crouch-slides its way onto Nintendo Switch later today!

hey man i just heard a sickening crunch and a bloodcurdling scream coming from your room. you need some water

the game boy advance sp was the final revolutionary thing you can carry in your pocket

kids show villains say shit like "I've had ENOUGH of you HUMANS with your HEELYS and your EMPATHY and your MICROSOFT SQL MANAGEMENT OBJECTS, I am SICK OF IT ALL" but then they get a single morsel of xe/xyr bussy and are all like "wooah... you can eat just the cream of an oreo? you don't have to eat the cookie part?? 🥺"

the boys in the kitchen just made a soup you're gonna love. says it tastes like the umbilical walkway railing for terminal 4C at laguardia on november 3rd 1998. it's absolutely liminal

I JUST GOT SOMEONE TO VISIT ZOMBO COM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2023 LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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