*nintendo direct guy voice*
Blood is fuel in this stylish FPS! Mankind is dead, hell is full, and only one machine can empty it! As the combat robot v1, you'll shoot, blast, punch, and, uh, coin-ricochet? your way through the denizens of hell. Ultrakill crouch-slides its way onto Nintendo Switch later today!
kids show villains say shit like "I've had ENOUGH of you HUMANS with your HEELYS and your EMPATHY and your MICROSOFT SQL MANAGEMENT OBJECTS, I am SICK OF IT ALL" but then they get a single morsel of xe/xyr bussy and are all like "wooah... you can eat just the cream of an oreo? you don't have to eat the cookie part?? 🥺"
🧿 THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE DAY WITHOUT END 🧿
"i would see you in the corner of my eye, and i would turn to look at you and you just wouldn't be there"
You have the Eye of the Beholder - don't let it go to waste.
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