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do you know why i pulled you over, sir? seems like you clocked a 1.75 love exposure ratio

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going to begin measuring the length of video essays in ratio to love exposure. a 3 hour video essay is about 0.75 viewings of love exposure

making your RENT in a day. i'm in alphabet city but all i see are the numbers

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ok my bitch mood is over. i'm back to emitting pure light in the ultraviolet range within 10 meters of my presence

make sure to complement her on her mike amiri jeans and christian dior sneakers

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picking up a trans woman is easy. just make sure you have these four easy steps marked off on your checklist:

- she likes the way you dance
- she likes the way you move
- she likes the way you rock
- she likes the way you woo

we haven't really spoken about how kind it is of drake to take the heat off of markiplier in the l.a gang wars

of course landslides and flash floods in india don't mean anything when no one outside the imperial core is a real human being so everything is going to be fine forever and we're all gonna be okay

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if nuclear power is scary to you because we could die at any moment due to a failure of the hands at the levers of power to operate efficiently i have grave news for you about multiple countries' electrical grids and the realities of climate change

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been ruminating on it but i think blaming structural societal rot on "human stupidity" underlies a deep-seated solipsism that marks you as bitch-made

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