Cadillac Cope de Ville @multiocular@shrike.club

when you're cruising for milfs try not to get brake checked

if i opened my mouth to speak at this moment the thing tht would come tumbling out is a word for word recitation of the room scene from stalker (1979)

me and nil: [spamming the explosion from ytp sexer]
ruby: this must be how it felt to be shelled in world war 2

i'm so normal :) aha *twirls my hair*

PRESENT DAY, PRESENT TIME
PRESENT DAY, PRESENT TIME
PRESENT DAY, PRESENT TIME

what would your contributions to a generalized clown playlist be

girl(?) power (dual)

how's shrikes today.

sony reversing the decision on the playstation store is really funny, because last i checked the ps3 had no games

i say the f slur on the daily and you don't see me making the news :/ sad

why don't you chug jug about it

Ladies And Bitches, It Is 4/13

pwease https://harddecora.com/collections/new-products/products/jawbreakers-all-star-jacket

thinkin abt hard decora again fuck https://harddecora.com/

if i'm eating dominos i have no care for health i want the foldy greasy cheese slop and i want it now

did you know dominos in the uk doesn't sell brooklyn. sink the island

posts this and immediately logs off again

the only "ratio" i know is my BMI