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If you use it the console will shit itself and die instantly. You will never relive your childhood. You will never relive your childhood. You will never relive your childhood.

Flipnote Studio + is coming to The Nintendo Switch platform April 19 2023!

Mayor Pauline is completely Off The Shits and has started a challenge pissing contest. At this rate New Donk will have a Goomba mayor by 2024...

idk why yall still use this thing fortnite runs like dogshit the steam deck is wayyy better

Switch Online + Expansion Pack now supports Atari Jaguar and you have to use the controller or you're account is banned for life.

I will kill everyone in this room and not myself.

I know several people who are willing to sacrifice their entire lives to live in the Pokémon world and I think they should just try it lol.

would u be sad if luigi killed himself 🥺

We did not know Illumination was not employed by the Minions from the movie and we actually have to pay their "employees."

Production of "The Mario Movie" has been halted until we can resolve this.

On 9/17 2021 then president of Nintendo of America, Doug Bowser was found dead in his Brooklyn vacation home, to keep appearances and avoid a PR disaster he was temporarily replaced by a vtuber model of Bowser from the video games. If anyone has information about the whereabouts of his killer or circumstances around his death please contact us.

Nintendo eShop Femboy Friday deals are BACK! Starting this Friday all eShop titles featuring qualifying femboys will be on sale up to 75% off!

The Nintendo Switch

We at Nintendo wish a happy Men's Day to men with vagina's only.

#PokemonScarletViolet Is finally here! The Pokémon Company will be slaughtered for their subordination.

The next Mario game will have big booty bitches.