beware of dogma @projesterone@shrike.club

"yelp, but for saw traps"

i did put in the effort to draw this just for the meme yes

purrely decks be like

came back from a party just now. pre-party pics

hmm. they put the "don't talk to coworkers about your wages" in the meeting notes that got sent out to everybody. time to have an illegal policy in writing??

another highlight from today's meeting: a checklist is to be made with every employee on it and we're each going to be held responsible for getting 3 five star reviews for the company on Google from friends and family

time to remind all of my closest coworkers it's illegal to stop you from discussing your wage with coworkers lol

head of the company led the morning meeting by saying "hey, just a reminder, don't talk about wages or any pay details with any of your peers... just, y'know, a reminder"

guy from a universe where suppositories are more commonly applied medicine than orally ingested pills

what if you were talking to a guy and they were like "it's a tough pill to shove up your ass"

dude it sucks that if you don't sleep you're tired

one of the guys in finance talked about "upstairs Erika" (as opposed to the "downstairs Ericka," my predecessor that everyone complains about)

i under my breath while he was still talking "upstairika"

ohhh i have experienced a steady ramping up of responsibility in my position at work. last week a woman I barely knew who worked in a totally different position got fired and now I run the company's indeed account

you ever get so tired you and your girlfriend both fall asleep on her parents' couch with her head on your tummy

just saw a sign for a family law firm that was just the word OOPS except the O's were wedding rings

got an email, subject "Refrigerators Notice". do they? what kinds of things do they notice?