in fantasy settings instead of GRS being ominously referred to as "the Surgery" cis people will ask if you have "underwent the Ritual"

my coworker is playing some kind of like weebl's stuff type song about tacos like out loud in the office?

genuinely rattled by this. i think he is saying they're transphobic or talk shit about me behind my back

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the trans guy i often talk to at home depot to approve purchases says while we're waiting for approval, "hey. your coworkers have a tendency to blab."

"what? about...?"

"about you."

"oh, that's ominous."

"just a heads up!"

so uh. huh. that's. concerning?

i love when there's enough complexity and layered metaphor in a piece of media that a single actor in the story represents various concepts in different relationships with other actors in the story

@josie i actually only listen to and learn untrue things to increase my capacity for lies

one of my favorite things is to say "listening and learning" when somebody says something objectively untrue

she was friendly and conversational and like, "i wanna joke about how there's a *wee* bit of a line..."

and then we had a little back and forth and the woman looks at me after a stall opens up and she's like "but for real i can wait if it's an urgent need"

and i was like. in response. "no it's okay, i just didn't think about it... you know, my bathrooms used to not have lines. :|"

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last night i was in the women's bathrooms after the show and i was a little high. i charged right in and went for a stall, then realized all the stalls were full and i had walked right past a girl who was already waiting. so i stepped back and was like "oh! oops! duh."

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!!! ENEMIES WITH FIRE RESISTANCE AND FIRE IMMUNITY DNI !!!

WE HATE FIENDS AND THEIR FIRE IMMUNE ASSES

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like the big numbers that come out of it hitting like 10 things because the enemies are swarming your party. and you take nothing because of sculpted spell

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using fireball in bg3 is one of the most satisfying spells ever created in a videogame

like i just am itching a tiny bit and i take a deep breath and i don't have to correct her

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you can tell im in love with a girl because i barely break out into hives when she uses the wrong its/it's

Vegas wedding chapels have started competing over exactly how quick they can get you married. among all competitors, the most extreme is one with the gimmick of using social network analysis to predict couples likely to have a Vegas wedding before they even arrive, at which point they do low level identity theft to pre-fill the majority of the paperwork required.

the business is called "You Are Already Wed"

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@abraxas this is also completely fair and i support you 100% in it

minor dungeon meshi spoilers 

@junebug @abraxas the comic in the lorebook actually frames it from the elves' perspective as being creepy on the elf's part because of the natural condescension toward short-lived races

(otta has to defend herself with "even so, they were full-fledged adult women, i have nothing to be ashamed of")

i can't immediately recall if there are other parts of the manga that frame it inversely like you're talking abt

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