several hiddn shots 2 the jest @projesterone@shrike.club

i'm working on myself though. to make new ones, stronger and more toxic

i lied actually. i have at least a few traits more toxic than this

my most toxic trait is that minor grammatical and spelling mistakes are my pet peeve and i have to hold myself back from going like "its*" when someone puts an apostrophe in possessive its or whatever shit

world's sleepiest dog right here, paws down

what if somebody paid me to stay home and sleep instead of getting up and going to work

I don't get embarrassed ever and so something flustered me last night and since then I've put that interaction in a little Erlenmeyer flask and I'm trying to do science to figure out what embarrassed and aroused me

having an insane one /pos

trying to explain a truly arcane kink concept that also is personally embarrassing to me. a great trial i'm undergoing with my wife

i have been so fucking desperate to top someone lately dude

i have been so much more horny and flirty lately? what if i emerged into another terribly flirty slut era

evil carole king be like "you make me feel like unnatural woman"

have you ever vented to a good friend and trusted confidant and then you say "i hope this isn't too much" and they say "it is so much, that's why i keep stepping away, i keep having to watch you hurt yourself and watching you in this situation is like watching you drown, and even if you try to increase my comfort, having a cushy chair while I watch you down over and over again is still watching you drown"