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every day I fucking bawl my eyes out because there isn't a Sonic Drive-In anywhere near me

shooting a very large gun (showing 1, 2 Oatmeal to my sibling) and being injured by the recoil (unable to take a nap because it's stuck in my head)

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me grumbling and scratching my fake beard: livin with a femme with all o' these femme stuffed animals on the bed... I need t' kiss each of my BUTCH STUFFED ANIMALS on the forehead to get a good night's sleep.

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(boymoder hoodie yellow m&m walks into the bathroom)

Brown m&m: ummm. Ehe. excuse me? im not sure if you um. im not sure if you um. This is the. um peanutless m&m's bathroom,, so,

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edward family-size-bags-of-reeses-hands

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"1, 2, ohoatmeeeel, kirby is a FALCO BANG"
- My Brain

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The FAQ for the local bread company is the most baffling webpage I’ve seen since that egg one that @pisscotheque posted a while back. There’s 5 section headings, but only 2 answered questions. One of which is “I do not understand the question, and will not respond to it”

schwebels.com/faq

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this post makes no sense whatsoever. anyways I showed my sibling 1, 2 Oatmeal and they like it

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making breakfast and listening to louie zong's peruvian cumbia style covers of kirby songs. looks down at my oatmeal just as I realize I'm listening to 1, 2 oatmeal

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blurred for goofy boxers 

legwave. calf muscles are wonky

pillars of eternity 

oh gods, we've been hit by a Buick

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS