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every day I fucking bawl my eyes out because there isn't a Sonic Drive-In anywhere near me

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Kaworu: Can you even play piano?
Shinji: Well no
Kaworu: Yeah that's obvious. Ok I'll show you. No, no, wrong. All wrong.
Shinji: Like this?
Kaworu: Jesus. No, ok let me sit down. Alright now sit down. Not on the bench! You sit in your buddy's lap when you play piano. Everyone knows that.
Shinji: O-oh, right...
[Shinji plays the world's worst rendition of Chopsticks]
Kaworu: God you're cringe. Bend over

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i'm sorry guitar fans but the best sufjan is age of adz (the one made on da computer)

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finally got this mp3 player after watching for it on eBay for a while. sandisk mp3 players are way smaller than I remember. I opened the package just before leaving the house, and it had just enough charge for me to turn it on and look through the menus

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I grew up in a firefly-less area and now live in a place with lots of fireflies and I can never get over how nonchalant people are about the hundreds of glowing unearthly green lights every summer evening

It’s like “oh yeah, all the trees talk here. They speak in riddles. They don’t do that where you’re from?”

one of the colorways for this overpriced macro pad is literally called soy

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This photo of miyazaki being absolutely done with everything is my mood for the rest of the week

if maps existed like this 15 years ago I could have said "no thank you, anytime I see a Uber Scooter on the sidewalk I have to resist the urge to throw it into a trash compactor" and the website would understand and shut up about it

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apps and modern websites were a mistake for many reasons but today it's because google maps does not give me the option to permanently turn off suggested routes for a rented scooter

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okay I have reasoned that it probably says July 15 at 4pm in regards to the event name on the previous message but my version is way funnier

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outside watching fireworks put on by randos by the culver's. there's a shriners club across the street with an electronic sign, and I swear to god one of the messages says "July is at 4pm"

there's construction on the street I live on and before I left I saw the electronic sign just said ABORT AMERIKKKA

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NFTR is when someone steals your apes and then fucks them

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS