this is me and the girls I like who are taller than me https://twitter.com/yumiyumi1105/status/1455179655913238539
this is me and the girls I like who are taller than me (and also it is Christmas) https://twitter.com/senoitiziku/status/1471805272272564226?t=l0rkvMOcF9Dy-L2KxZ2l_w&s=19
Kaworu: Can you even play piano?
Shinji: Well no
Kaworu: Yeah that's obvious. Ok I'll show you. No, no, wrong. All wrong.
Shinji: Like this?
Kaworu: Jesus. No, ok let me sit down. Alright now sit down. Not on the bench! You sit in your buddy's lap when you play piano. Everyone knows that.
Shinji: O-oh, right...
[Shinji plays the world's worst rendition of Chopsticks]
Kaworu: God you're cringe. Bend over
i'm sorry guitar fans but the best sufjan is age of adz (the one made on da computer)
I grew up in a firefly-less area and now live in a place with lots of fireflies and I can never get over how nonchalant people are about the hundreds of glowing unearthly green lights every summer evening
It’s like “oh yeah, all the trees talk here. They speak in riddles. They don’t do that where you’re from?”
if maps existed like this 15 years ago I could have said "no thank you, anytime I see a Uber Scooter on the sidewalk I have to resist the urge to throw it into a trash compactor" and the website would understand and shut up about it
okay I have reasoned that it probably says July 15 at 4pm in regards to the event name on the previous message but my version is way funnier
I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.
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