also yesterday at the gay tailor, there was a couple getting custom vests in green for their wedding. and the tailor was like "oh I got married in November and I also had green!" so I told them that my wedding colors were green and orange which they thought sounded cool. I abstained from telling a room full of newlyweds and almost newlyweds that I'm getting gay divorced too
I was the one wearing orange, which makes me the dirk in the dirkjake divorce fever