prummpkin 🎃 @prumm@shrike.club
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I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.
Joined May 2020
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rolls up to boarding line one group late with starbucks
anyhow FIVE HOURS TO LANDING IN SEATTLE 
strategically planning what time I should get coffee and bagel now that I have an excess of time before my flight
the part that stresses me out the most is everything before the actual flight so it was a big relief that there was absolutely no line at security. it's bizarre seeing it this empty at O'Hare
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constructive interference is when two genderfluid partners' gender cycles sync up perfectly and make all their make outs twice as gay
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i tried coming up with a design/outfit for yugiohstuck roxy and it ended up turning into a hell of a look
why. why do you do this. you have several cat beds and yet you lay down like a little gremlin near this plastic bag
I just want to make friends with this cat so I can pet her funny naked tummy
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this trill brought to you by the 48 tabs I have open across 5 different windows. (on a single monitor)
surprise! time for a tab check. do you have more than 5 tabs open? maybe you should close some out, or at least use favorites/onetab to save some for later.
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the comments on this questionable streaming site... they tell a story
Admin
I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.
Joined May 2020
