This machine kills fascists and other unwanted guests
Now when I improvise showers risk the skies from brain storm rain clouds
I'm Coltrane and Kurt Cobain's brain child
Your robot gf has read every single Gladys/Chell fanfic that exists and has a personal ranking of which ones are the best and most accurate to organic/synthetic relationships.
You actually did a joint cosplay of it, once. She was Chell.
your robot gf has spent the last 2 hours on the phone with her health insurance company trying to get them to pay for antivirus software
just started playing NaissanceE (which I now realize has two Es) and immediately understood what folks on here have been saying about it being hostile to the player and I love it. if Celeste is on one end of the platformer spectrum, this game is on the complete opposite end.
also I'm sure this is not intended, but when I alt-tab to another window and tab back into the game, I get a full second of blinding white screen. adds to the feeling that the game doesn't like me
I'm prumm. you can also call me Max.