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Keep reporting me it only makes my entwickler ausgibt

LOST rewatch [2x16 The Whole Truth] 

"what if The Others are people who aren't from shows?" - @quiet

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milf city discussion 

"Milf City. Also known as...
Milf. City."
- Hasan Piker 2022

It's called the 'fediverse' because I print out all your posts and mail them to the FBI

Every dollar donated to the Mastodon project directly supports the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Russian drones run on ActivityPub, which is why so many of them have crashed

LOST rewatch [2x11 The Hunting Party] 

"what if Ethan IS The Roman?" - @quiet
"we have new evidence that Ethan is a one off terminator, The Roman" - @Paradox

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Android's overall design peaked in 5

select parts of it were improved in 6

it's all been downhill since

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I think people should be able to be furries via genetic engineering on demand without apology

I looked at my amogus and said: 

Amogus? More like Amog-SUS!
(AAAAAAAA)

getting work done at the dentist 

is probably like being a horse cooperating with a jockey
(in a way)

BASEBALL: AMERICAS FAVORITE PASSTIME.
OH
FUCK
OH NO
TOO MUCH TIME HAS PASSED!!!!

i want you all to know i've just started laughing after every at bat

they should give everyone at baseball 10 cent beer tonight

what's the worst that could happen

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