sorry @pleonasticTautology you were probably right about those boxes when we moved. my heat, weight, and distance assumptions can't be trusted
...Didn't realize there was this much of a connection between vending machine feelings and how much we wanna poke people with we cold cans
What are we, but an automated nuisance aged like a fine wine over telling you that its time for you to get a watch and pressing cold sodas against your arm
I think vending machines are just the pinnacle of automated nuisances that you suffer through for the convenience
Then giving you read errors on chips three times and making you swipe, it just feels like bliss
They/Them, trans plural system. We have beverage opinions. Confused since 1982.