Refreshment Simulacrum @refreshment@shrike.club

Sarah: new messages on a new phone, now I get to reorganize everything

unknown blend: Without any ice in the house I have create cocktails with frozen cherries instead

sorry @pleonasticTautology you were probably right about those boxes when we moved. my heat, weight, and distance assumptions can't be trusted

My whole weight scale is so skewed things I consider light are like 15lbs minimum

google say 1/6 kegs are 16lbs so I can't even clean kegs

Having to judge if I can still do my job without lifting more than 10lbs

stuck at urgent care cause my shoulder is not great and the constant amount of people who don't know how urgent care works is astounding

june: Molotov cocktailing the polycule groupchat with ice cream on a plate

June: should 8ake pot8oes more, always good and easy to do

Sarah: Sometimes you just wanna be subsumed/subsume someone's existence. It won't matter which way about halfway through. Mixing minds, feelings, and physical substance till you're both one larger being unable to distinguish either of the original components

...Didn't realize there was this much of a connection between vending machine feelings and how much we wanna poke people with we cold cans

What are we, but an automated nuisance aged like a fine wine over telling you that its time for you to get a watch and pressing cold sodas against your arm

I think vending machines are just the pinnacle of automated nuisances that you suffer through for the convenience

Then giving you read errors on chips three times and making you swipe, it just feels like bliss

Sara: Really getting back into the vending machine feelings. I wanna chew through mechanic parts and constantly spit back bills until someone gets irritated enough to pay with credit card

Sarah: Y'all ever busted open broken hard drives to steal the magnets and just have a pile of powerful magnets you have no idea what to do with

Jane: its a little wild how well apple goes into gold curry

LT: Love how you can instantly tell a place doesn't have enough parking because the businesses around it have signs like "No X parking"

jane: accidently too gay and in love to be on the internet