Sara: Really getting back into the vending machine feelings. I wanna chew through mechanic parts and constantly spit back bills until someone gets irritated enough to pay with credit card
Then giving you read errors on chips three times and making you swipe, it just feels like bliss
What are we, but an automated nuisance aged like a fine wine over telling you that its time for you to get a watch and pressing cold sodas against your arm
...Didn't realize there was this much of a connection between vending machine feelings and how much we wanna poke people with we cold cans
@refreshment okay, but a cold can on the back of the neck on a hot day? bliss
@BestGirlGrace "Makes the hot days colder and the cold days colder" should be one of the slogans loaded onto our speakers
I think vending machines are just the pinnacle of automated nuisances that you suffer through for the convenience