me: "as the late and great will toledo once said;"

nillin: "he's not dead!!!"

me: "no he died of ligma yesterday. im sorry"

nillin: "who's will toledo"

me: "will my balls"

the antifa supersoldier is a psyop to distract from the antifa superspy, who breaks into all of the good red blooded american boys' houses at night to slip an estradiol tablet under their tongues

i beat the previous one so they had to make a new one for me

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it's easier if its a pleroma instance (they LITERALLY have access in the web interface) but i could honest to god pop open my mastodon server's local DB and just read private posts from other instances if i was so inclined. i won't because i'm not, like, evil. but other admins can, and there's no guarantee they're keeping it safe. so uh stay safe out there ok

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yo if youre on a big instance like mstdn.social or mas.to or mastodon.online or chittr.xyz where you don't personally know the admins, it may be safer for you and the people you follow if you move accounts to an instance where you DO know the admin. because admins happen to be able to access all posts on all accounts within or federated to their instance, private, DM, or not.

current characters:

- rose lalonde from homestuck
- artoria pendragon (saber) from fate
- cio/allison/white chain from k6bd
- paprika from them's fighting herds

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its a multifandom RP server vaguely nautical-themed. go wild if you want

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dont worry vriska is free. i made the ultimate sacrifice (playing my SECOND favorite muse, rose)

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who wants to join my multifandom rp discord i have now its called "pelagia" and it takes place on an alien waterworld covered in islands

if you try to get a 5 dollar commission by getting a homestuck icon in sketch format i WILL draw you a BLUH icon and you WILL like it. it'll take me about 20 minutes so you'll still be giving me roughly minimum wage. i did the math

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IN CASE YOU CAN'T READ IT:

Sketch: $15
Flats: $32
Paints: $55

Icon: -$5
Full-Body: +$10
Homestuck Discount: -$5
"Go Ham": -$2

if you're cis you also have to pay 2 dollars extra. sorry. its my rule.

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hi im broke and lost my job because of (gestures) All This. here is my commission sheet. it is animated. hit my DMs if you want to buy an art

SUMMARY:

- Two (2) gnostic cults established
- Anathema Online dissolved, capitalist empire taking its place
- Marriage by combat
- Keep in the frosty distant mountains established
- Community: thriving
- Discord server established at discord.gg/z8gbTK

someone... sure is leaking shrike to twitter teens!

was planning on spending today just playing pso2 but it looks like i've seen pornography of characters from the short lived cbs show "santo bugito"

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS