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DELTARUNE will be released on September 2, 2024.

Ready Player One:

She made eye contact with me. Immediately, I thought back to my idol, Scrimbulous Wizard, whose quest I'm on. He once famously said that "masturbation is the powerhouse of the cell." I knew what I was getting up to tonight.

Three Body Problem:

She made eye contact with me. It felt like my legs were being tickled by a rain of feathers, as if my soul had collapsed into a downy stream, or a burbling brook filled with clear water from a mountain. I wanted to call her "mother."

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i swear these two books are like a nerd and a geek fingering themselves across the algebra classroom while making eye contact

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Ready Player One:

Shoto nodded. "In my culture, this is considered honorable." Aech sighed. "If you're certain." I sat down, and slowly put on my Neural Rig. The last thing I heard was her voice -- "Houston, we have Squaresoft."

Three Body Problem:

Officer Stanton grimaced. "You finally got it right. Me and my men woulda nuked 'em." Wang sighed. "Are you sure?" I sat down, and slowly put on my Neural Rig. The last thing I heard was his voice -- "What if the Great Man theory is real?"

Here on shrike club we are experts at the only good type of twitter post: Having a stupid idea and then publicly executing on it for the amusement of our mutuals

nillin: But the nearest fault line to New York is hundreds of miles away!

me, in an extreme new york accent: "NAWT TRUE! WHADDABOUT DA YANKEES"

i was worried that contact with even a simulated duel would cause some issues to come to light but honestly its just killer

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He's Not Answering My Texts. I'm At Arbys I Need To Know If He Wants A Sandwich Or Just Curly Fries.

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Starting a prisoners' dilemma in the Jack in the Box drive-thru

I'M THE RIDDLAR

SOLVE MY MYSTERY BAT MAN!

"WHAT GOES UP"

If you overcome these three trials, YOU get to decide what the eighth deadly sin will be! Terms and restrictions apply.

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Can YOU out-Jesus the Big J? Try the Triple Trinity Challenge - 41 days in the desert with DOUBLE-SATAN! 15 stations of the cross! Can YOU eat the Last Supper BY YOURSELF, WITH A ONE HOUR TIME LIMIT?

New York rent doesn't affect me. I live rent-free in peoples' heads

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