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i fucking hate buttons and every interface should have fewer of them

You know what they say — the fivehead is the third tit!

yeah. uh-huh. well this weekend i headed out to kubla khan's. yeah, it was great- uh-huh. well i showed her my pleasure dome - you know, the one with the ice caves - and she said it was pretty stately. a miracle of rare device and all that. she had this damsel with a dulcimer ove- oh, *your* pleasure dome? no, sorry, she didnt mention yours.

im a living status indicator for red line delays because if the wait time is more than five minutes at my station in the morning im 100% guaranteed to get on the computer and start bitching about it. If Charlie Baker Has No Haters Im Dead

You have all failed Muscle Video Quiz! It is Pushup Punishments across the board! Get to it!

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Wrong! It is the one where he appears trapped in the ice under the lake.

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Wrong! It is "Muscle Video" mashed up with "X is Going To Do It To You".

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Wrong! The streamer who appears in Muscle Video is named "Jonesiplier."

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Wrong! All of these characters appeared in Muscle Video.

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When the last of the Gotham City money /
Ran dry /
And the casually dressed CIA men /
Started calling me "big guy" /
And the flight plan /
Well, there wasn't any flight plan /
And me, thinking about why /
Off a plane they'd shoot a man
I strolled into the airplane /
Mask on /
Bane capsules

"Ribaldry" is posting, but with a jesterhat. "Stoicism" is factchecking while mewing.

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS