Pinned trill

the reason why things seem to move faster when they're in your periphery is because they do move faster. when you're looking at things they get embarrassed and have to be extra careful, so make sure you're nice!!!!!!!!

Messin' With My Texas Wife? Yo'ure in for some SERIOUS trouble when she starts WRANGLIN' and RUSTLIN' you back to the DARK and MUSTY CAVE where you were born, since you wanna act TROLLING !

Don't FUCK with my NORWAY WIFE. She'll cry and I'll kick your Ass Six Ways To Friday, you LIMP LIPPED LOITERING LOSER!

it is the fault of "lawn care" that i do not see mushwooms all the more often. fuck "lawn care". if your "care" includes the destruction of all but one type of living thing, then you may have some personal development to be doing.

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it's kind of incredible that deciduous trees constantly are trying to foster soil to grow everywhere! and yet. grass desert enthusiasts just say "no, actually, the trees are wrong. there shouldn't be soil here." who the fuck do you think you are? to know more than the trees?

'honey we found love right where we aren't' - Dead Sheeran

they gotta take my fingerprints when i sign up for a gun license. so obviously i'm not signing up for a gun license.

these women are talking about yu gi oh. i'm just wondering when the novel coronavirus' novel vaccine will allow yu and me to gi-oh out some time.

me when i establish a kinesthetic connection with a witch that's closer to you than i am; kiss me thru the crone!

whoever decides to do this, please hire me to replace donalds dialogue. or goofy's. i don't care what the character model looks like i'll say whatever you want.

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kingdom hearts coming to pc means there WILL be a very illegal and very correct mod that will remove donald, goofy, and mickey.

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