the secret service knocked on my door and demanded the sweat i had collected from lord biden's towels during my stay after the feminization rituals. i said fuck no! that i paid for it in blood and tears and my sweet sweet masculine form! they asked me what i wanted in return and i said "give me sweat vial or give me death." and they said "biden is how we make the 5G." i reluctantly acquiesced.
my two thousand dollars can barely pay for all the replacement uniforms i needed after i was put through the "rigorous testing" after taking the covid vaccine. they kept feeding me lasagna and asking mr how i felt about mondays. i was too ashamed to tell them i was the wrong test subject and said "they're alright i guess."
taken from 'The 1776 Report', released by the white house earlier today. the whole thing is like this.
ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS