Pinned trill

when you put two sound effects together it's an onomatopoertmanteau.

ma'am, i'm sorry. we have to deny your affirmation surgery. your cock and balls are too perfect.

might lower the bounty on my head. idk just not feeling like myself recently :/

in 48 hours titanfall2 has gone from nothing to me to something i suddenly care about. the dangers of transfeminine mind connections is that infections like this spread SO fast.

as a bunny, i am unfortunately inclined to eat all sorts of leafts and herbage. however, it's all so delicious. so i don't even carrot all.

nsfw 

oussy tight like an oyster
and it's only gettin moister
all the sisters in the cloister
kissin it with so much boister

soulja boy if he were a furry; pet me thru the phone

just to let you in on my brain; when i have ice in my mouth i'm like "i will crunch when it's not as cold"

remember everybody. it's only heavy if you haven't lifted it before.

getting bit coin in mine craft block chain edition.

stop the fuckin movie

this guy's neurotypical. Kill 'im.

[hallucinating the vengeful shades of my loved ones] girls night!

had a dream that the timeline was talking about a 'revolt' that happened but masto was glitching out and i accidentally clicked on a post by someone with a nuzleaf icon talking about pushing people to wear buttons down shirts and never button them, and then rename them "presenchest" shirts.

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