lifestyle kinks seem exhausting. i can't be your pet 24/7 I have a job

[horny voice] I'm too dumb to fall -- [horny voice breaks] to fall down the stairs right? what the fuck does that mean? hey, script writers, that's not even dumb, it's just weird. it's just -- no I'm not going to read the line, it doesn't -- it's nothing, you get that right, too dumb to fall down the stairs right is nothing?

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