Futamoder @steb@shrike.club

The more I watch northernlion and mbt the more I'm convinced the way you win at twitch is by saying "chat, I know this is gonna be hard to accept, but at some point you have to face the reality that 2+2=5" and then going off on the one guy in chat who goes "you dumb fuck 2+2=17"

christ iunno what kind of complex I have but absolutely nothing infuriates me more than getting talked over and yet it seems to happen CONSTANTLY

further adventures in halo 1: man I like Guilty Spark's dialogue mostly but sometimes the elaborate vocabulary gets in the way. "no communication of the location of the installation" sounds like a white person making a joke about MF DOOM.

literally just smushing nouns together like dolls

Chris Jericho vs Hook is Openbound for people whos Cascade was MJF vs Bryan Danielson

update: apparently they had to cut the final round of this off because it was Homestuck vs Paris is Burning and the discourse reached critical mass

I'm on the cutting edge of artistic commentary with my brand new incisive and controversial takes like "halo 1 has good music"

like I know that getting your ass beat and then slowly starting to take games off ppl better than you does feel great, but I'd just rather have friends on the ground floor to be clueless with me and I feel like that cant really happen with the bigger games that ppl jump on quick. I'd really like to play sf6 it seems like a ton of fun but do I want to spend 60 quid on a game where not being dead weight among any friend group requires Videogame Homework

I think the thing that makes grinding out speedrun tech fun but grinding out fighting game tech not fun for me is speedrun tech is something you do afterwards with a game you already know, whereas FG tech in my experience feels a bit necessary to get on the level of your friends.

I got this post recommended to me on tumblr and I can't tell if I'm horribly out of touch with popular culture or if the tumblr lesbians are just making up women now

My favourite mastodon pastime is forgetting what account I'm on and interacting with my friends' normal posts on my sexual pornography account

movie types I need advice: do I wake up early on a workday to catch a 4k screening of Belladonna of Sadness

my day has just been made infinitely worse by the realisation that every youtuber who makes a video about banned videogames from now on is gonna talk about Coffin of Andy and Leyley cause of it getting pulled in australia

in 2024 im coming down on the side of Anarkiddie being a more cringe word than Tankie ever was

I'm sorry I have to put my foot down somewhere