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mountain goats lyrics that live rent free in my head 

I'm gonna get my perfect body back someday
If not by faith then by the sword
I'm going to be restored

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PREDICTED OUTCOMES OF FOLLOWING ME, BASED ON INSTANCE:

- i already know who you are: accept

- shrike, egirls, monads, lesbian.solutions, any instance where i know the admin personally: accept

- mastodon.social, very large instances, pleroma: i will kill you in real life

- anything else: i will thoroughly vibe check you and you are likely to fail

There is only one city in America.
There is one city in America.

if I wore sungl8sses like the last one would.ti 8e BBBBB

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how would Vriska wear sunglasses

my main opinion on tme terminology is that when people imply that tma/tme is just reinventing a gender binary it's hilariously fucking stupid

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becoming TME by claiming that a horrifying sex doll is your transgender wife who agrees with you and exempts you from transmisogyny accusations

Pamela Whitten is paid over $800,000 per year to violently suppress student speech on campus.

she is a figurehead compared to the work of countless faculty, staff, graduate workers, undergraduate workers, and even students, yet she holds positions of power over all of them that cannot be revoked without the consent of the Board of Trustees or Indiana lawmakers.

THE PRESIDENCY MUST FALL!
IU, DIVEST NOW!

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there is no legal recourse for her not listening to a near-unanimous faculty vote of no confidence. the entire board of trustees must resign over this abomination of a decision.

did I mention that Whitten was only brought in because she was known to be lax on COVID-19 policy in the height of the pandemic?

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even among a precedent of white supremacists, eugenicists, and fascists, Pamela Whitten will go down in history as the worst president in the history of Indiana University for her crimes.

and moreover, the corrupt institution of IU will almost certainly dedicate buildings or campus landmarks in her honor, only removing them in the far future when her crimes are lost to the tides of history.

WHITTEN MUST FALL!
SHRIVASTAV MUST FALL!
IU, DIVEST NOW!

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THEY HAVE ARRESTED, BEATEN, AND BANNED 22 MORE PEOPLE TODAY FOR CRIMES INVENTED THIS WEDNESDAY, INCLUDING PROTEST LEADERS

idsnews.com/article/2024/04/li

WHITTEN MUST FALL!

these protestors, they don't know how good i have it!! please genocide joe slaughter them so that i might maintain my current level of societal comfort

TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament that the phrase "incestuous slurry" is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.

The Seattle Mariners will win the 2024 World Series.

Yes I'm Sonicposting. Whatever game mechanic you think is the worst of all time isn't worse than the Sonic and the Secret Rings levels where you have to go fast without breaking any vase. Bro it's motion controls

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS