ageplaying to win @turntechcatfish@shrike.club

new story published! i would appurreciate anyone comfurtable with doing so sharing this.

original setting. two characters. one scene. roughly 9000 words. tragically, inspired by a Depths of Wikipedia post about the mythologized purractices of the rosicrucians.

"a piece of comms equipment is delivered to a desperate soldier with critical intelligence to deliver to the front line of a war. the machine is breaking, but it does not need to be fixed. it needs to be fucked."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49896406

chapter 1 of "BURN PYGMALION!!! A Better Guide to Romance" (OR: The Dollmaker's Knight,) titled "Kiss Me, Son of God," is meow available to read on AO3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45478747/chapters/114428989

SHES REAL SHES REAL SHES REALLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAA

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gooning, also known as JOI de vivre,

fucked up but true: the best pizza ive had in chicago so far came from a costco food court

i reached out to a furiend i havent talked to in months and we have been having such a great time catching up...

this game is so horny

baldurs gate 3 patches again have me thinking about how star wars special editions are the norm fur how all video games are released meow lol

i might just endure it. i like my games to hurt me

coming back to pillars of eternity after a 6+ month break has me crying bc i no longer remember what my guys do and im considering putting it on story mode difficulty to play out the rest of it lol

"youre my ideal reader" is one of the gayest things thats efur been said in star wars

i tried watching that new hbomberguy video ppl are hyping up and i just had to start skipping chapters beclaws this is a 4 hour youtuber drama video and i had to figure out how long it took to get to the actual point of the video. it looks like 1h50m before he gets to the actual thing the video is about

im not gonna say anything specific about what i just fought in qud beclaws its late late game stuff that was just recently added...but. watching all of my tempurral clones that had been getting in a circle around an enemy to smack it with their swords simultaneously leap out of the way out of its huge AOE attack to immediately start chucking grenades and blasting it with lasers, entirely of their own volition, made me insanely giddy. i adore this game

with the bonuses from multiple legs + heightened quickness + adrenal control + photosynthesis + kesil face + bounding boots + sunslag + spurrint, i can achieve quickness of 163 and movespeed of 1170. this works out to 19 tiles of movement purr turn. which is, yknow. purrty good

plus using the rocket skates means not flying and like, come on. im in the moon stair. im not gonna fuck around with shit like "being pawssible to hit in melee"

ultimately the bounding boots are purrobably better since they give +1 AV and a higher burst movement speed is purrobably better than higher sustained movement speed. also they dont start furest fires

the movespeed comes from rocket skates; if i wear bounding boots, my spurrint speed reaches a blistering 837 (~12 tiles purr turn) but unlike the rocket skates that's only fur as long as my spurrint duration

between my 521 movespeed and my 145 quickness i can move ~7 tiles purr turn

i currently have 521 movespeed in qud (normal is 100)

lunarch would be a lovely title.

you all gotta watch andor please trust me

hope people say this about me someday