employable creature @victory_goddess@shrike.club
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- VIVI/NIKE SYSTEM
- PRONOUNS
- SHE'S/HE'S/IT'S
- DEPTH
- IN OVER HEAD
- HUBRIS
- 105% AND RISING
27/HIGH-FUNCTIONING VAMPIRE/MISS 'MOST KILLABLE' 2023
TESTIMONIALS
"enemy combatant energy"
"Sure, she can strike fear into my heart -- but she also struck love."
"An eloquent monster."
"my favorite war criminal"
"she's like if the Alien Xenomorph had more swag"
"would probably stab me in the parking lot behind a denny's if i asked her real nice"
"out of all the people who regularly try to kill me, she's the hottest"
Joined Apr 2023
Pinned trill
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Lethal company is beautiful because it proves every horror movie to actually be realistic https://www.reddit.com/r/lethalcompany/comments/186dqqk/you_literally_couldnt_script_this/
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i'm learning that at the new york post offices they don't wash their hands
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Wikipedia editor "Asticky" edited Henry Kissinger's article at 8:46 ET and then changed her userpage to this (with the edit summary "lmao")
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guys get so hard when you tell them you've decided not to take pain meds and just raw dog it cos they're protestants basically
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the playtest being capture the flag is fun because it means if you see someone actually in the midfield they're either brand new and completely oblivious to the world around them or they've been locked in a concrete bunker with only Tribes 2 for entertainment for the past 20 years and you're about to eat a snap airshot so perfect you can't even be mad about it
tribes 3 rivals has about infinity million hurdles to clear to actually succeed as a game and some of the baffling design decisions in the playtest do not bode well but i keep landing blue plate specials so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not
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"Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević." ~ Anthony Bourdain
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KISSINGER DOWN
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"sword pommel to the solar plexus is basically the hottest thing you can do in a fight"
fucking portland?
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- TARGET
- VIVI/NIKE SYSTEM
- PRONOUNS
- SHE'S/HE'S/IT'S
- DEPTH
- IN OVER HEAD
- HUBRIS
- 105% AND RISING
27/HIGH-FUNCTIONING VAMPIRE/MISS 'MOST KILLABLE' 2023
TESTIMONIALS
"enemy combatant energy"
"Sure, she can strike fear into my heart -- but she also struck love."
"An eloquent monster."
"my favorite war criminal"
"she's like if the Alien Xenomorph had more swag"
"would probably stab me in the parking lot behind a denny's if i asked her real nice"
"out of all the people who regularly try to kill me, she's the hottest"
Joined Apr 2023
