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homestuck has lodged a couple of dumb phrases into my brain forever but i think some of my favorites are "you got to FLIP it. TURN-WAYS." and "THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE"

Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

omg hey :3 what's going on over here :3 battle? fight? battle? :3 :3 :3€

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oops i just passed out on my ex-wwife's titties for an hour

Best to avoid DIE (6) in any direct confrontations unless you want a temporal mess on your hands. But if you need any repairs, you could always get to STITCH (9) and "persuade" him. And you might need to if you can't kill SAWBUCK (10) with a clean shot. EGGS (12) and BISCUITS (13) are morons. But they are dangerous morons. CANS (15) is a tank and your crew'll probably need more ammunition than you packed to take him down.

okay I am not immune to isekai trash when they have horrible murdergorl as the main character. samurai in another world. she sucks. I lov her

so any clue wwhat happened wwith square and cashapp earlier? my cafe had to go cash only because wwe couldn't process card payments at all

Can you explain us what “getting bitches” has to do with SCP please?

Chelsea Manning and Reality Winner were sent to jail for much less. If Biden fails to prosecute Musk and nationalize Starlink, no one will take US national security seriously any longer. (Narrator's voice, Biden will do nothing)

thedailybeast.com/musk-secretl

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